狂燥症

我發覺呢排我脾氣好似大咗好多咁尤其向公司，前幾日嗰個攞份報紙去吹，嗰條羚羊同我講，問我係未燥底，一日執咗佢三擠！我話唔係吓化，可能係見到你個諗樣(佢成日擺個諗緊嘢個樣出嚟，難悕虛個d呢)特別忟憎啫！

好似今朝咁哎，我又緊唔住鬧佢啦！話說大秘書搵極都搵唔到羚羊，咁我就幫手打佢手提，諗住話過佢知啦！打唔通，算啦！咁跟住佢番嚟，我未諗住話佢聽囉！點知我開咗口但都未發到第一粒音，佢已經話“得得得，我知我知！Pauline 搵哎嘛......”咁講住就一路行咗去喇！我坐向到，越諗越嬲！到佢一出嚟，我未一輪咀咁話佢囉“你呀！吓次同我講嘢唔好再同我得得得呀！咩都你知你知，做咩呀？而家唔比我講嘢呀！就算你知...聽我講多次又何妨呀！好黑人憎你又知唔知呀？我唔想再聽到囉，你唔好要我討厭你呀！”

諗番呢幾日，我真係鬧咗好多同事，連GM都比我話埋添呀，哈！邊有咁惡o家！唔通真係燥底？