邪風入侵,苦苦苦！

星期二，志雄放假！唔知點解上親佢屋企食飯，我個肚就好似痛得特別犀利咁嘅！嗰晚我直頭痛到想死！好彩志雄好好，好體貼咁同我飛的，去只係得兩三個街頭遠嘅一間診所到睇醫生！結果醫生話聽我痛到好似搾住右下腹位置咁，就問我有冇發燒，如果有就要留意喇，可能係盲腸炎，如果冇呢咁痛法應該係腸胃炎喇！

食咗兩日藥，一d起息都冇，我諗可能我係腸抽根之類啦！結果尋日真係頂唔順去咗睇中醫！個醫師好搞笑，都唔知佢識唔識睇症o家！首先佢就診默啦，右手先~~唔...你有冇咳呀！~~冇呀！~~到左手喇~~有冇見暈呀！~~冇呀！~~跟住佢就打開我兩隻手，睇吓我d掌紋咁，再按下我隻手指公~~唔...外感未清啫！~~ (嘩！係唔係o家！我都冇感過，何來未清呀？)醫生我係肚痛喎，呢個位喎！痛到好似搾住咁痛，初時我以為係經痛啦，因為我呢排都好亂，重唔識停... (講完一大輪)~~唔...咁你係有邪風啦！~~邪風？邪風入咗邊呀？入咗腸胃呀？~~唔係呀！入咗子宮呀！~~吓！咁大單！(佢係咁開藥方唔理我)唔係喎醫師，其實我重黎緊嘢喎！重好多吓喎！食唔食得中藥o家！(其實對佢一d信心都冇，好想即刻走)~~就係你黎緊先要食，幫你止血o家！~~吓！哦！(好明顯係屈服咗)

結果放工都係去咗食藥，冇法啦！一係唔睇，睇咗冇理由唔試嘅啫，唔試都試咗咁多樣咯，九廿幾個醫生講嘢都唔同，都唔知邊個先真！好啦！食完番到屋企就黎料喇，成晚係咁痾，我媽咪話“嘩！點解你去完有d怪味o家！”我點知點解呀！跟住成晚肚痛啦，要媽咪幫我塗白花油啦！

今朝番到公司，又去咗一次，之後又好似好番好多喎！可能d怪味就係d宿便清曬出嚟呀！真係唔痛啦喎！Lunch再去食多次藥，希望真係會好番啦！痛呢樣嘢，真係好難頂同埋好令人擔心o家嘛！至於止血呢...係少咗嘅，不過未至於止咗囉！咁點為之止血呢？呵